Tuba-playing pirate wizards with BIONIC PEGLEGS.

*9813

I am Iron Man.

*2989

(Source: heybeautifulassbut, via theinsultingdetective)

*18

so the other day we were visiting my grandparents and for whatever reason my mom was like “oh why don’t you speak some german for us wouldn’t that be nice” and since no one in my family speaks a word of german i talked about butts

this lasted for a good five minutes

they will never know the truth

*5438

(Source: nostalgic-idiot, via iamyourgraverobber)

*436

~ Emma Watson | MTV Movie Awards 2012 Arrival [03.06.2012]

(via thorhead)

*27

brightblaqkheaven:

New photo of dxh (Taken with instagram)

(via so-dies-all-innocence)

*12369

jamanddogtags:

superfizz:

_{ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’}

Unf! I need me more of this!

(via iamyourgraverobber)

*3

shhhhhhhhhhhh :|

sweetscottishcherub:

butts                                       butts

             butts                                        butts

       butts                                        butts

            butts                                        butts

        butts                                        butts

           butts                                        butts

          butts                                        butts

                    butts                                       butts

                              butts                       butts     butts                      butts　

                                          butts butts                         butts butts

submitted by bella

jesus CHRIST

*27223

(Source: weheartit.com, via iamyourgraverobber)

*3

queeragorn:

depression commercials are fucking moronic with the little animated characters and their little rain clouds and shit like what is this

(via theangelshavemattsmithseyebrows)

*34896

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again

(via dikshit)

*4243

petitetiaras:

Because Princess Aurora deserves some shoes, too. The poor girl is always barefoot.

(via lets-join-hands)

*223

(Source: he-was-lost, via tickle-me-misha)

*4296

neuralneutral:

nicoception:

elevendoctors:

a few choice horse animations by deviantart user windixie

OH MY GOD WHAT

WINDIXIE OH GOD MY SIDES.

(Source: ipod-classic, via ionosphere-negate)

*1570

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